we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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