the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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