Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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