I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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