thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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