Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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