I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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