On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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