did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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