i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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