It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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