Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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