I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
this just has baby written all over it
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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