Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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