I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Buhtt sex?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
