I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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