I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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