Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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