Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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