Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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