Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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