Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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