if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
That's how pantless uber rides happen
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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