Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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