dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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