Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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