I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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