YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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