I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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