There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So vagazzling was a success
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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