So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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