Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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