i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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