He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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