He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
