just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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