He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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