But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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