Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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