I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Randomize
