Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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