i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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