that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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