Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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