i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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