i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
My bed smells like the plague
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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