There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
birth control should be required to get into college
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize