I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You don't make any sense
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