O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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