Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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