Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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