I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Oh god it's open bar.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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