Buhtt sex?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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