I feel like abortions should bother me more
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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