I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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