We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
