It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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