We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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