idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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