Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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